Watches: the timeless companions that elegantly wrap the present around your wrist while silently ticking away moments of the past and future.
Wristwatches are like personal timekeepers, ensuring you're fashionably late to events and fashionably early to trends.
The ticking sound of a watch is just a reminder that time is running out for that spontaneous decision to start exercising.
Wearing a watch is the adult version of being asked, "Do you know what time it is?" and confidently replying, "Yes, because I have a watch."
In the battle between smartphones and watches, watches win in the "I don't need to be charged every night" category.
Watches are like time-travel devices, taking you from "I have plenty of time" to "Oh no, I'm late!" in the blink of an eye.
The true purpose of a watch is to make you feel like James Bond, even if the most daring thing you do is order a shaken, not stirred, drink at the bar.
Wearing a watch is the adult equivalent of saying, "I know how to adult – I can tell time without asking Siri."
A broken watch is the perfect excuse for being fashionably untimely: "Oh, this? It's my avant-garde, time-agnostic statement piece."
Watches are the only accessories that can make you simultaneously feel like you're conquering time and a runway.
The real superpower of a watch is not telling time but making you look sophisticated even when you're just counting down the minutes until lunch.
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