Funny Christmas Facts: A Hilarious Expedition Through Tinsel, Tangled Lights, and Questionable Carolling

Christmas is the only time of year when it's socially acceptable to wear a hideous sweater, cover your house in blinking lights, and argue with your family over who gets control of the remote to watch yet another cheesy holiday movie.

1. Christmas decorations are like glitter – once you start, it inexplicably covers everything you own, including your pets.

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3. The most ambitious holiday workout is trying to squeeze into your favourite pair of pre-Christmas dinner pants.

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5. Christmas cards are the original social media, proving that people have been oversharing family photos long before Instagram.

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7. The true magic of Christmas is realizing you haven't seen half of your decorations since last year but still managing to create a festive wonderland.

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9. Figuring out how to assemble a child's toy on Christmas morning is the ultimate test of your problem-solving skills and patience – it's the real gift within the gift.

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11. Christmas sweaters are the fashion equivalent of a warm hug, especially when they're adorned with reindeer, snowmen, and an inexplicable abundance of sequins.

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2. The greatest mystery of the holiday season: How do Christmas tree lights become hopelessly tangled in the span of just one year in storage?

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4. Christmas cookies are the only acceptable currency during the holiday season, and it's perfectly fine to negotiate trades with friends and family.

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6. Christmas shopping is like participating in a real-life video game – the goal is to find the perfect gift without succumbing to the stress-induced impulse buy.

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8. The true meaning of Christmas is discovering that you've been singing the wrong lyrics to your favourite holiday songs for years, but nobody has the heart to correct you.